Coming Soon: A Snooki Dating Show

Coming Soon: A Snooki Dating Show

Snooki has made it clear what sort of man she's after: a nice, tan, gorilla juicehead nympho.

In the near future, we'll get to watch the Jersey Shore star select just such a caller, as sources say she's signed on to anchor her very own dating show!

"They are set to make the big announcement any day now," an insider told In Touch Weekly of the planned MTV series, which would feature cameos by JWoww and a few ex-boyfriends, the latter of whom would serve as consultants.

No premiere date has been announced, nor a title been given to the program. But allow THG to offer our assistance with the latter. Which of the following do you like best?

• A Shot at Love... and Then Like 15 Shots of Booze
• The Fatchelor
• Who Wants Syphilis?
• Fist Pump or Get Dumped

Chime in now with your best Snooki dating show titles!

Snooki: “I Haven’t Had a Drink in About a Week!”

Snooki is giving up the alcohol!
No, the Jersey Shore star isn’t headed for rehab, but…
She says she’s put a hold on her signature boozing because of her expanding waistline.

“I haven’t had a drink in about a week, so it’s going pretty good,” Snooki tells us. “I just want to feel healthy and obviously if I’m drinking, I’m not doing justice to my body. I just want to be healthy and get back to my ideal weight.”

In addition to doing her best to find time to work out, she’s also just signed on as a celeb face and body for the Dr. Siegal’s Cookie Diet. “When I was in high school senior year, I was ripped up,” said Snooki, 22. “I was a cheerleader and gymnast. I had the abs and I had the legs. I want to be back to 100 pounds. So I’m looking to shed 10 pounds.”

Snooki, who is only 4′9″, insists she has no plans to go under the knife for some insta-weight loss. “I’m not like 300 pounds, so I don’t think I would need liposuction,” she said. “I would never do any type of surgery like that.”